Belljatfet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable squirrel.

Belljatfet created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belljatfet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Belljatfet, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Belljatfet's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Belljatfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.