Zanarften Nillipfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, intelligent wyrm.

Zanarften Nillipfub created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanarften Nillipfub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanarften Nillipfub, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zanarften Nillipfub's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zanarften Nillipfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Zanarften Nillipfub loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.