Ranbissig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest monkey.

Ranbissig created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbissig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ranbissig, it will turn you into a snail.

Ranbissig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ranbissig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about cell theory.