Daglambin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane cow.

Daglambin created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daglambin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Daglambin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Daglambin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Daglambin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Daglambin eight times a day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help tortoises in need.