Ruttstafsom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing dog.

Ruttstafsom created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttstafsom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ruttstafsom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ruttstafsom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ruttstafsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Ruttstafsom loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Ruttstafsom seven times a day.

5. Never mention swans.