Moncusscan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Moncusscan created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Moncusscan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Moncusscan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Moncusscan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Moncusscan's Holy Commandments

1. Moncusscan loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Retreat if five doves approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.