Cetmonhim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic dingo.

Cetmonhim created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetmonhim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cetmonhim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cetmonhim's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cetmonhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cetmonhim on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.