Bidpakstafcid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating rat.

Bidpakstafcid created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bidpakstafcid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bidpakstafcid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bidpakstafcid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bidpakstafcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidpakstafcid.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.