Didrillhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm armadillo.

Didrillhin created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didrillhin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Didrillhin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Didrillhin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Didrillhin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away if six geese approach from the north.

4. Never wear red shirts.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.