Signarlgigponpitmigcutpit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable lobster.

Signarlgigponpitmigcutpit created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Signarlgigponpitmigcutpit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Signarlgigponpitmigcutpit, he will destroy your home planet.

Signarlgigponpitmigcutpit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Signarlgigponpitmigcutpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.