Laglenten is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fast sheep.

Laglenten created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Laglenten, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Laglenten, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Laglenten's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Laglenten's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three doves approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Never skip in the presence of turtles.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never write about asteroids.