Nilgat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak porpoise.

Nilgat created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilgat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nilgat, she will not care at all.

Nilgat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nilgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Always pray immersed in water.