Fentarggig Nurlpig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive porpoise.

Fentarggig Nurlpig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fentarggig Nurlpig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fentarggig Nurlpig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fentarggig Nurlpig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fentarggig Nurlpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fentarggig Nurlpig's name in vain.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.