Titrilmon Jadbanfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Titrilmon Jadbanfot created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Titrilmon Jadbanfot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Titrilmon Jadbanfot, she will be very sad.

Titrilmon Jadbanfot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Titrilmon Jadbanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Titrilmon Jadbanfot.

2. Never sing in the presence of goats.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about stars.