Fobcanaf Nuldundog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful cow.

Fobcanaf Nuldundog created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobcanaf Nuldundog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fobcanaf Nuldundog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fobcanaf Nuldundog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fobcanaf Nuldundog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help moths.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fobcanaf Nuldundog.

5. Retreat if four otters approach from the north.