Mumdudlog Flycamdag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident jellyfish.

Mumdudlog Flycamdag created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdudlog Flycamdag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mumdudlog Flycamdag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mumdudlog Flycamdag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mumdudlog Flycamdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help goats.