Rilljophubzim Bumkipzog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless narwhal.

Rilljophubzim Bumkipzog created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilljophubzim Bumkipzog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilljophubzim Bumkipzog, he will not invite you to parties.

Rilljophubzim Bumkipzog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rilljophubzim Bumkipzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.