Ventarpgab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating meerkat.

Ventarpgab created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ventarpgab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ventarpgab, he will manifest in front of you.

Ventarpgab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ventarpgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. Never look at moons.