Cidkopwig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing bat.

Cidkopwig created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cidkopwig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidkopwig, he will turn you into a snail.

Cidkopwig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cidkopwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. You must pray to Cidkopwig five times a day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.