Fatomtcud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering centaur.

Fatomtcud created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatomtcud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatomtcud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fatomtcud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fatomtcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if three ants approach from the north.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.