Konlitbaf Renfensab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced manatee.

Konlitbaf Renfensab created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konlitbaf Renfensab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Konlitbaf Renfensab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Konlitbaf Renfensab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Konlitbaf Renfensab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Put Konlitbaf Renfensab first in all things.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.