Loopbaflarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring hare.

Loopbaflarp created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbaflarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loopbaflarp, it will destroy your home solar system.

Loopbaflarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Loopbaflarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Run away if three swans approach from the west.