Giltimlun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome wyvern.

Giltimlun created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giltimlun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Giltimlun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Giltimlun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Giltimlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never write about gravity.