Vabzigfomcit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful lobster.

Vabzigfomcit created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabzigfomcit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabzigfomcit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vabzigfomcit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vabzigfomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.