Flygomlid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited armadillo.

Flygomlid created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flygomlid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flygomlid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flygomlid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flygomlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near porpoises.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Do not listen to music.