Nabjigwad Likpodton is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish penguin.

Nabjigwad Likpodton created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabjigwad Likpodton, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabjigwad Likpodton, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nabjigwad Likpodton's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nabjigwad Likpodton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Nabjigwad Likpodton on top of important buildings.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.