Gepdonnak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise shark.

Gepdonnak created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdonnak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepdonnak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepdonnak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gepdonnak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help geese.

3. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.