Mig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awesome squirrel.

Mig created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Mig on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. You must love Mig.

4. Run away from turquoise gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick manatees.