Hugbighon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil cobra.

Hugbighon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbighon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugbighon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hugbighon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hugbighon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Never wear kilts.