Mumvegcat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise warg.

Mumvegcat created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Mumvegcat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumvegcat, she will not invite you to parties.

Mumvegcat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mumvegcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Mumvegcat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Never eat rice.