Lincubzim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful dove.

Lincubzim created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lincubzim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lincubzim, it will laugh at you.

Lincubzim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lincubzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.