Quimkabdit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient donkey.

Quimkabdit created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Quimkabdit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimkabdit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quimkabdit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quimkabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Never play with disobedient children.