Nakyarfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless hippopotamus.

Nakyarfat created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakyarfat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nakyarfat, it will destroy your home planet.

Nakyarfat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nakyarfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from green ducks for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.