Natbammotrutmis is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented frog.

Natbammotrutmis created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbammotrutmis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Natbammotrutmis, it will turn you into a frog.

Natbammotrutmis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Natbammotrutmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Do not commit murder.