Dunnansak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident coyote.

Dunnansak created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnansak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dunnansak, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dunnansak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dunnansak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.