Targsafbum Bonyarpgub is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, temperamental goblin.

Targsafbum Bonyarpgub created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targsafbum Bonyarpgub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targsafbum Bonyarpgub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Targsafbum Bonyarpgub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Targsafbum Bonyarpgub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.