Fossgentig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring guinea pig.

Fossgentig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgentig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossgentig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fossgentig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fossgentig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Fossgentig on top of important buildings.