Rencinton is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane
jaguar.
Rencinton created a quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rencinton, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Rencinton, she will try to impress you with trees.
Rencinton's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Rencinton's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Never paint your feet orange.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
5. Do not run in public.