Budnurcen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic badger.

Budnurcen created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budnurcen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Budnurcen, it will remove you from existence.

Budnurcen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Budnurcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Budnurcen must be the most important thing in your life.