Cebfonven is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud snake.

Cebfonven created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebfonven, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebfonven, she will laugh at you.

Cebfonven's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cebfonven's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white mites for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.