Getpadkinfud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable dryad.

Getpadkinfud created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Getpadkinfud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getpadkinfud, he will make you grow a tail.

Getpadkinfud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Getpadkinfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.