Pinspagkampibquamkin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful mouse.

Pinspagkampibquamkin created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinspagkampibquamkin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinspagkampibquamkin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pinspagkampibquamkin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pinspagkampibquamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.