Zakrigtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless hyena.

Zakrigtarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakrigtarg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zakrigtarg, she will turn you into a goat.

Zakrigtarg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zakrigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.