Dadvogyim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying coyote.

Dadvogyim created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadvogyim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadvogyim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dadvogyim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dadvogyim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the north.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.