Bissboss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, irritating turtle.

Bissboss created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissboss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissboss, she will be very sad.

Bissboss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bissboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always obey Bissboss' priests.

5. Do not commit murder.