Fotfigrag Motgatgam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful squirrel.

Fotfigrag Motgatgam created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotfigrag Motgatgam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fotfigrag Motgatgam, he will turn you into a goat.

Fotfigrag Motgatgam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fotfigrag Motgatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Do not eat pineapples.