Cussxuccip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful dingo.

Cussxuccip created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussxuccip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cussxuccip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cussxuccip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cussxuccip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Always help otters.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.