Yatt Sakhanbonk Larptaddob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful human.

Yatt Sakhanbonk Larptaddob created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Yatt Sakhanbonk Larptaddob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yatt Sakhanbonk Larptaddob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yatt Sakhanbonk Larptaddob's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yatt Sakhanbonk Larptaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear white clothing.