Wit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish turtle.

Wit created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Wit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Run away from green moths, for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.