Pak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, competent hippopotamus.

Pak created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Pak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pak, she will send you a sign.

Pak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Pak loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.